Now I know....The Mouse Has An Agent

Well, today, we discovered why our mouse is so good at what he does. I have decided that he or she is an impersonator. That is why we can not catch him. He turns into various things to avoid detection. I could have sworn I saw some of Jack’s little stuffed animals moving around and thought I was just tired. Now I know, it was the mouse’s stunt doubles.

Today, son discovered this promo release and I know it is our mouse. It has to be. He is too good at what he does. Take a look. Can’t you see him saying  ”Mr. Demille,  I am ready for my closeup now”.

     

video by  AleRi8

I could have sworn I saw a union card tucked under his arm too. We will never catch him at this rate. Omg, he must be bringing in doubles for the stunts. No wonder that mouse was just stunned and jumped up to run away when son stuck his hand under the dresser to retrieve it.

And I think someone must have had a hidden camera and caught son and I the other day chasing that mouse for someone sent me a video clip showing our antics. Son asked me to hold the bucket and he was going to sweep the mouse off the shelf and I catch it in the bucket. Next time I get the broom!!!

     

this video is really not of son and I and was made by scovington67

So, here we sit a week later and that critter is still running around in here, eating all the peanut butter off of the trap. I swear he must be huge for I have these traps set so sensitive that we have a hard time getting them set behind the fridge and stuff cause they snap so easily. And yet, the next day, we find those traps licked clean. We have had to invest in another jar of peanut butter. I am wondering if maybe we should just buy the cheap kind, then they will come up to the trap and take one bite and go YUK and stomp their little foot and we will have them.

So, now I am down to serious business. I have on my wonder woman underwear and my wonder woman headband and have enlisted the help of the one I know that can help me with the critter problem. So, if you thought you saw something faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive…don’t worry, it wasn’t superman. It was

MIGHTY MOUSE

And his friend

UNDER DOG

 That will teach those mice to mess with a couple of old-time southerners. LOL