Simply danLrene's Opinion

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You Just Gotta Laugh

I opened my email today and just busted out laughing. Someone signed me up for an online dating site. And the email was telling me to finish my profile and gave a list of men that they said were interested in my profile. I sat there laughing as I thought about me…from my hospital bed being on an online dating site and started writing down things I could put on such a profile considering I am not looking for a date. Bear with me on this…this is my off the wall sense of humor. And I had friends that helped me too. This was just too hysterical and what could have turned into something that might upset someone…being put on a dating site when you are this sick…turned out to be the most hilarious hour or so spent making up things that could go on the profile.

So, here is the list of things…with explanations beside them that of course I would not put on the profile. LOL

Profile here:                                               Real answer here:

Loves the night life……………………….as I am up most of the night

Comes with attachments……………….such as oxygen hose, hospital bed, power chair, etc.

Into aerobics……………………………….oh yeah, the horizontal kind.

Into threesome …………………………me, my caretaker and them

Swinger…………. ………………………….  swinging from the  oxygen pole

Pole Dancer…………………………………….using the Canadian crutches

loves jello shots……………………………….. real needle shots on my jelly bed

Travels frequently…………………… yes, to doctors every week

Proficient on my back…………….proficient at typing laying flat on my back.

Height 4 feet tall………………………in my power chair

Loves power toys…………………………power chairs…powered hospital beds, TENS units

Loves casual wear…………………….oh yeah…pajamas  lol

Lots of medical experience……….yeah over 32 years of being chronically ill

Has own transportation……………..Power Chair

loves to dance……………………………. best chair dancer around

Sometimes you just have to not take things seriously and turn them into laughter. My friends and I had so much fun thinking of things we could have put on this profile that someone so graciously made in my name and we laughed til we cried. I hope you all get a kick out of it too. If you can think of more…please tell me. 🙂

November 2, 2013 - Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , ,

1 Comment »

  1. absolutely hilarious!

    Comment by vancipoo | November 3, 2013 | Reply


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